Drunken Monologues


I'm Nicole. 18.
Eat. Sleep. Read.

"This place is a monster. I've landed myself in the belly. Keeping me company is every body its ever eaten, every body it will ever eat."

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via fisheysaremyfriends)

froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie

froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie

(via fisheysaremyfriends)

kilisscruffle:

So I took this photo while I was in Rome, Italy this past January. Definitely the best photo I’ve taken in my entire life.

kilisscruffle:

So I took this photo while I was in Rome, Italy this past January. Definitely the best photo I’ve taken in my entire life.

(Source: that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger, via the-young-andd-reckless)

(Source: tonysperrys, via sempiterrrnal)

(Source: misswallflower, via leylineboys)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

(Source: chrisprattsource, via leylineboys)

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

(Source: matchingvnecks, via bookobsessivedisorder)

bilesandthesourwolf:

I love it because it just looks like Ki Hong is thinking, “I don’t dance. No amount of whatever it is you’re doing right now is going to change that.” Especially cause the first one looks like Dylan is trying to seduce him into dancing.

(via bookobsessivedisorder)

I was just being weird. I was just staring at you.

(Source: fyeahtheo, via ethan-lawson-wate)

(Source: awwww-cute, via bookobsessivedisorder)

lemonschedule:

odins-nose:

Oh

Literally oh

(via bookobsessivedisorder)

booksfrommyshelf:

i am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones i already own.

(via bookobsessivedisorder)

roselastrider:

so a blonde girl walks into a stereotypical misogynistic joke

(via xlinop)

simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

image

(Source: wifiey, via divergentgrace)

(Source: best-of-memes, via itsdauntlessbitch)